Well.....not really, HOWEVER, Friday Feb.6 is "Joke Friday" tell your best joke, we have 2 members judging. If you win, you will receive the
display model motorcycle. The motorcyle is about 6"x3" made from metal parts. It is not a toy, but will look great on your desk or bookcase.
Of course jokes may be posted any time, but for this contest we will look at the jokes posted fri.

That bike would look wonderful on my desk!! Any criteria for these jokes? Any ratings that we need to be aware of?

This is a family site, young folks will also be reading these jokes.

Thanks
Aligator

Gotcha...will keep them "G" rated.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."

"My Goodness!" , says my wife.
"Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

The Wensday night church service coinsided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled the pastor said I dont get it. Last Sunday many of you were missing because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer. One hunter Groaned well it worked!!!! They are all safe!!!!

Government Card

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A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.
"

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field over there.
"

The Water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....

"Your card! Your card! Show him your card!"

I joined a Health Club today. They told me to come back and wear loose clothes. If I had any loose clothes, I would not have joined the club.

My wife told me she was starting to get worried about the weight Ihad put on over the last few years and thought I should join a gym to "get in shape". I looked at her and said " I am in shape.......round is a shape."

A HUNTER'S STORY

Saturday morning a deer hunter gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch
made, puts on his long johns, grabs the gun and goes to the garage to warm up
his truck and head down to his favorite hunting area. He backs his truck out
of the garage and discovers the rain is really pouring down. It is like a
torrential downpour. There is also some snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind
is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the
weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so minutes
later, he puts his truck in the garage, quietly
undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back,
now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is
really terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid dumb
husband is out hunting in that crap?"

Reinyrooster is the winner on the first contest. Please send me your address and I get ther M/C in the mail Monday.

Watch for a new contest comming

Thanks
Joe

Well golly gee willackers!! Thanks!

Thank God It's Friday


A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"

The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

I sent that one to a few of my friends

I am the proud owner of that fine motorcycle you see at the beginning of this thread!! It arrived today and looks great! Now I just have to figure out whether to keep it at home or take it to my office. Thanks for the prize donation Joe.