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Post subject: This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare..........  Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:50 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:28 pm
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Location: CT
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This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."
So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color and race, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.
Damn, this is a great country!
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outdoorsman_79
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Post subject: Re: This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare...... Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:48 am |
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Location: Virginia Beach, VA
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Too Funny!!!!
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Mark
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Post subject: Re: This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare...... Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:32 am |
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Location: Elizabethtown, PA
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That is funny. Cruel and true, but funny. I like it.
I don't mind helping people that need it, but there are way too many people abusing the system. Taxes is just legalized theft!
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