Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I finally got around to going fishing this morning but after
a while I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth, and frogs
are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his
mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog
and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit.
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little
whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the
lake without incident, And carried on my fishing with the
frog.
A little later I felt a nudge on my foot.
There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
