Q. Now that the Obama administration has come to power, what do you call any intelligent people at the White House?
A. Tourists.


If Obama lies in the White House and no one listens to him, does he make a sound?


On the way to accept the Nobel Peace Prize President Obama was stopped for speeding and was excited to learn he also has won the Winston Cup.


Q: What is the best thing about cash for clunkers?
A: It took most of the Obama stickers off the road.


HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you:
'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

have a great day,
JR