TEXANS HAVE A WAY OF DOING THINGS


A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher..

He tells the rancher,"I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority
of the Federal Government with me." Then reaching into his rear pants
pocket, he removed his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the
farmer. "See this badge? This badge means that I'm allowed to go
wherever I wish..on any land. No questions asked, or answers given..
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the DEA officer
running for his life, and close behind is the rancher's Brahma bull.

With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer.
The officer is clearly terrified.

The old rancher immediately throws down his tools runs to the fence
and yells at the top of his lungs...

"Your badge! Show him your badge!"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Very funny

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!