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 Post subject: Jock vs Nerd
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:44 am 

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This Actually came out right after Michael Jordan retired from Basketball.




$ Michael Jordan having "retired" with $40 million in endorsements,makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night,he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

$ If he goes to see a movie,it'll cost him $7.00,but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

$ If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

$ He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000),it would take him a whole 12 hours.

$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

$ He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf,but will be reimbursed #33,390 for the round.

$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made,you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

$ He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

$ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant,he'll pull in about $5600.

$ This year,he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.Amazing isn't it?

However....

$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.


$$$ Game Over


Nerd Wins


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