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Post subject: Feb-Mar joke prize  Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:10 pm |
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Here it is, the prize for the best joke. All jokes now on the previous post thru Mar 15th 2009 will be considered. We have two judges who will pick the winner. This is a wood mode.
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Post subject: prize Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:06 pm |
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Wow Joe great looking prize. 
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:06 pm |
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I will refrain from entering any jokes for this latest round since I won the last prize....which looks wonderful on my computer desk! Thanks again Joe!
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:09 pm |
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Reiny, keep the jokes coming, no law against winning twice.
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:11 pm |
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Just seen my post was cut off.......should read, this is a wood model of a C -!30.
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Post subject: keep the jokes coming Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:13 pm |
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Hi Reiny, like Joe said keep them coming. The best part is reading the different jokes.
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:54 pm |
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Nice!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:43 am |
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll
make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked,
'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I
asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well,
when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why
do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM"
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:44 am |
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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon
grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
'Look Miss,' said the foreman, 'have you any
actual experience in picking lemons?'
'Well, as a matter of fact, yes!' she
replied.'I've been divorced three times.'
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:45 am |
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Three friends from the local congregation were
asked, 'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'
Artie said: 'I would like them to say I was a
wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader and a great family man.'
Eugene commented: 'I would like them to say I
was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a
huge difference in people's lives.'
Al said: 'I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's
moving!'
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:46 am |
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A man goes to a shrink and says, 'Doctor, my
wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks
up men. In fact, she goes with anybody who asks her!
I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?'
'Relax,' says the Doctor, 'take a deep breath
cand calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?'
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:03 pm |
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Great, now get back to your desk, I bet your at work... Ha Ha
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:10 pm |
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dang...busted again!!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:56 pm |
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?"
The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.
"My wife."
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:58 pm |
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Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home
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